Guilty Apologies

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Philip sent me an award which I knew not with what to do.

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So I did nothing.

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This scarcely expresses gratitude.

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And the civility quotient was somewhere around zero.

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So my apologies to Phil, especially as he is probably not at a point in his life when "taking it on the chin" is just the sort of thing he is looking for.

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So the bad joke is for him:

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Q: What do you call a vegetable a dinosaur has jumped on?

A: Squash.