Philip sent me an award which I knew not with what to do.
So I did nothing.
This scarcely expresses gratitude.
And the civility quotient was somewhere around zero.
So my apologies to Phil, especially as he is probably not at a point in his life when "taking it on the chin" is just the sort of thing he is looking for.
So the bad joke is for him:
Q: What do you call a vegetable a dinosaur has jumped on?