I read James Preece and wondered if he had produced a brilliant satire on Futurechurch. I then read Damian Thompson and found that it was for real. If you are really keen, you can find the download for the synthetic paraliturgy that has been invented for the Feast of Christ the King at either site: I won't link to it here.
How far is the Bishops' Conference of England and Wales prepared to go?
And what does "communion" mean? At what point can we, in good faith, take out our hankies and wave them farewell as they leave our shores forever?